LANCE: Rules are made for a reason.
Though, obviously, you don't find them 'cool'.
Yes, you're the kind of Joe,
who never used to show,
at celestial puppy school.
But If I take you on as my protoge',
soon you'll start to live each day,
By the Book. BY THE BOOK!
Says here letkitties be, deception-free,
you'll learn to see, read it!
And you'll be just like me,
if you do it by the book.
CHARLIE: Hey, change the music, would ya?
No offense, wonder bud,
but maybe you might of put that
halo on just a little too tight.
I mean, don't you ever take a break
from being that good.
maybe, stir up a little trouble,
make a little mayhem in the neighborhood?
LANCE: NEVER! And my discipline has made me
an honorary member of the K-9 Core.
A hut 2. A hut 2, 3. When you go back to heaven,
if you fall in with military pride,
a sporting dog might bet,
you'll make them all forget how really BAD
you were before you died!
I think a long apprenticeship
with Lance the wonder pup,
will make you ready when they lift you up!
By the book! BY THE BOOK!
Yes, I'm a stand-up guy.
When temptation passes by, well,
darnate, I don't look.
Cause I do it by the book!
By the book.