We met in a kennel down in ol’ San Antone
Wasn’t lookin’ for love but fate throwed me a bone
She walked into my life like the princess she was
And she didn’t have even a half inch of fuzz
My pals call me crazy but I couldn’t care less
Cause I’d fallen hard for an afghan hairless
On that lonely night cupid entered my life
Driving a dogcatcher’s buggy a-carryin’ my wife
I loved how her skin glistened in the moonlight
And she loved my singin’ said it sounded just pretty good
My pals call me crazy but I couldn’t care less
Cause I’d fallen hard for my afghan hairless
We’ve endured nasty looks and remarks quite bitter
But that didn’t keep us from having a litter
Ain’t the length o’yer coat ner if yer pedigreed
In the final round-up true love’s all you need
My pals called me crazy but I couldn’t care less
Cause I found true love with my afghan hairless |